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FRUSTRATION:

When the “security” questions to retrieve your long forgotten password are pretty much multiple choice for you. And you don’t remember if you used punctuation.

Oh, and there are 2 questions that you have to answer correctly at the same time, so even if you picked the right answer for one, you have no idea you did so.

 

What is your favorite food?

 
(Um…)
Bacon
Gim
Cookies
Kelp (?)
Bacon (Has to be bacon.)
Bacon
(Damnit.)
Bacon
BACON
(Grr. says it’s not case-sensitive.)
bacon!
fucking bacon
bacon ice cream (?)

GAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
 

Meanwhile…

 

What is your favorite movie?

 
(*shit*)
What’s up, Tiger Lily?
What’s Up Tiger Lily?
Tiger lily? (*shit*)
The Fifth Element (maybe?)
What’s Up, Tiger Lily? (goddamnit)
When Harry Met Sally (no, really… did I really?)
What’s Up, Tiger Lily?
(growl)
What’s Up, Tiger Lily
a;ldskfaj;weolichju;alkwne;d.hjr (yeah. that’ll work.)
The 5th Element
The Fifth Element

GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*bing*

YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCKED.

 
 
Cheers! (Need some Beers!)
Michelle